Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden"

Example 1
Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob "Staden" in copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, no one wants to make Grandmaster Martin their enemy"

Example 2

Some random black dude: "Im gonna fuck up some shit on "Staden"

Grandmaster Martin: " omao wa mou shindeiru"
Black dude: *Gets banned from life*

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019

Grandmaster J

A true African American leader. An inspiration for positive.

That dude’s is a grandmaster J.

by Truth says December 13, 2020

grandmaster cheeseball

he pinnacle of human evolution... a creature derived from the primal nature to kill and consume... your death is inevitable...

holy fuck its grandmaster cheeseball and he has my kids oh my god the horror please

by oversized iguana April 19, 2022

Grandmaster T

The nickname for the coolest English teacher at Upland High School, most commonly known for his dad jokes and golfing skills. Occasionally raps if you ask him politely enough.

"Yo Grandmaster T, can you rap for us?"

by kaeIynn June 3, 2021

Grandmaster Baiter

The highest level that can be achieved in Jerkmate as of 2025.

I just reached the Grandmaster Baiter rank last night.

by Zeperzum February 8, 2025

Grandmaster Flush

A woman is blowing a man while he takes a dump. After she hears the plop she shoves her head in between his legs, lifts him and lets him fall towards the wall behind her. She then puts her head in the toilet and grabs the poop her boy out using her teeth. After swallowing it all, she flushes the toilet with her left hand, stands up and kicks the man in the balls behind her before leaving.

The woman gave her boy a grandmaster flush to show how much she cares about him.

by GrebillGetsHisFill February 16, 2026