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jumping the grenade

An action performed by the wing man, this situation arises when the said wing man takes one for the team by hitting on the fat/ugly chick in order to help his buddy/buddies score with her hot friends, and therefore, sacrifices himself by jumping onto the grenade.

The pin is said to be removed from the grenade when one man goes in alone, and the grenade prevents further interaction with the hot chick(s). Therefore, the jumping of the grenade must be performed immediately before all soldiers are blown to smithereens.
The hot chick's fat friend was successful in cock blocking me because by the time my wing man was jumping the grenade, his coverage was not sufficient enough to protect us from the explosion. Attempts in obtaining intel (phone number, email address, conversation, dancing, etc...) have been thwarted.
by Daniel Druff April 28, 2006
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Africana Grande

Ariana Grande's true form. Ariana is a black melanin goddess but the media constantly mistakes her for an Italian girl.
She is more commonly known as Africana Grande or Africana Grenada.
Did you hear Ariana Grande's new song 7 rings?
Who? Oh, you mean Africana Grande. Yes, I love that song, she's my fav rapper.
by SKINNYLANDIAN February 28, 2019
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grande suave

1. Spanish Translation: Big Smooth

2. A man who is so cool that the term 'cool' could not be used. He is a man's man and the ladies love him. A 'G' of sorts.
"There goes grande suave, hes a G"
by swisherwhat!? October 21, 2009
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Mud Grenade

Also referred to as an "MG". An ugly white girl who dates black guys, can usually be found in or near trailer parks, and bowling alleys.
Tyrone put window tint and 24's on the Mud Grenade's trailer.
by Reverend ODB January 9, 2011
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yass grenade

A term used as a joke in stan twitter based on an emoji reaction on the app. it is typically used when their fave artist gets a #1 hit, one of your friends finally gets a hit tweet, etc. The meme was started by user @toxnik on Twitter.
by ChunMajesty December 17, 2020
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Talent Grenade

A newly installed leader within an organisation that comes in with such a negative impact that a large group of the existing people decide they are going to leave.
Wow, that new C-suite guy had to field a lot of resignations. What a talent grenade!
by TheTruthAboutTalent January 26, 2022
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Frappe de Grande

The act of stimulating yourself to a celebrity.
Hey dude I've just Frappe de Grande to Ariana . If you know what I mean.
by Kouhaku June 30, 2017
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