Portland good morning

Waking up a man with a blow job, specifically when he has morning wood.

My girlfriend is the best: she starts my Sundays off right with a Portland good morning.

by wetduck November 21, 2010

GoodNooning

What you tell someone when it is exactly noon. 12:00pm
Good Afternoon is AFTER.
Good Morning is BEFORE.
So what about when its on the dot ?!

GOOD NOONING !

*wake up & look at the clock*
Clock: 12:00pm
*text bestfriend, boyfriend, whoever*
: goodnooning ! :)

Friend: goodmorning !
You: noo, goodnooning !

by danikaxlynn June 1, 2011

Good morning

When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.

I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.

by Fatbox October 8, 2006

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3

Mike: "Man, what's takeing Jim do long in the bathroom?"

Jim: "Good morning and God Bless"

by LargeQuantityOfGay May 22, 2018

good morning camper

When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face. She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy scrotum and, screaming, tries to swat it away. But like any good Boy Scout, you've come prepared. You've shat in her hands so when she brings them to her face to defend herself, she smears your cocoa butter all across her face. Then, you spray her in the eyes with 'OFF!'. (Use a liberal amount to give off the feeling of a true campout.)

Jon - "Dan, you gotta help me out here. Holly and I are out of variations to spice up our sex life."
Dan - "Why don't you take her camping?"
Jon - "She's not really into the outdoors."
Dan - "You don't have to be outdoors to give a good morning camper, my friend."

by Dr. Morrison December 17, 2008

Good morning mother fucker

A tall glass of Monster energy drink and Orange juice over ice.

After a long weekend in Reno,Matt needed a"Good morning mother fucker" just to make the drive home.

by cassida December 15, 2008

Good Morning Lavaughn

The official proper way to say good morning to Lavaughn. Interrupting someone to say good morning Lavaughn is never considered rude and is always endearing.

Person 1: "So today we are looking a..."

Person 2: "Good Morning Lavaughn"
Person 3: "Good Morning Lavaughn"
Lavaugn (If present): "Good morning guys and gals"

by Chadd-isms October 13, 2022