The rare and deadly Gonasyphaherpatitis B. The ravages of this illness can lead to decreased mental capacity, severe whorishness, impaired motor and decision making skills, and left untreated, can lead to the even more rare and deadly "Super AIDS".
Most alarmingly, this disease is becoming more prevalent in modern America, and other parts of the world. This is mainly due to one rather powerful side-effect, whereby the disease allows a person to become famous, attractive, and well liked, even if they are ugly, talentless whores.
In 1993, the Hungarian government developed a highly experimental vaccine that showed great promise. It was believed that it could not only protect against contracting Gonasyphaherpatits B, but cure those who had already contracted it as well. Unfortunately, no one who had the disease wanted rid of it, and everyone who didn't have the disease simply objected to using an experimental drug that hadn't been tested on humans.
Since 1993, the number of those infected by Gonasyphaherpatits B has more than tripled.
Most alarmingly, this disease is becoming more prevalent in modern America, and other parts of the world. This is mainly due to one rather powerful side-effect, whereby the disease allows a person to become famous, attractive, and well liked, even if they are ugly, talentless whores.
In 1993, the Hungarian government developed a highly experimental vaccine that showed great promise. It was believed that it could not only protect against contracting Gonasyphaherpatits B, but cure those who had already contracted it as well. Unfortunately, no one who had the disease wanted rid of it, and everyone who didn't have the disease simply objected to using an experimental drug that hadn't been tested on humans.
Since 1993, the number of those infected by Gonasyphaherpatits B has more than tripled.
"Paris Hilton has Gonasyphaherpatitis B."
by Kaj Darkwind May 17, 2010
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Hey bitch don't fuck with him he has GONASYPHIMONAHERPACLAIDS and they don't make a shot for that. You are just screwed!
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The rare combination of the sexually transmitted diseases, Ghonoria, Syphalis, Herpes, and the ever popular AIDS. Also referred to as the jackpot, GhonasyphaherpalAIDS has become a growing problem in some urban populations. GhonasyphaherpalAIDS can be contracted at most social functions and has recently found a new home in the college populations of America.
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gonnasypherpelaids = gonorrhea + syphilis + herpes + AIDs
Also, a hit-single by the infamous band Pig Mutilator (my former band)
gonnasypherpelaids = gonorrhea + syphilis + herpes + AIDs
Also, a hit-single by the infamous band Pig Mutilator (my former band)
Dude, that chick is nasty as shit. She's probably got gonnasypherpelaids.
Sebastian: Damn! I hooked up with that whore down the hall who got tag-teamed last week.
Julio: Yo man go get yourself checked for gonnasypherpelaids!
Sebastian: Damn! I hooked up with that whore down the hall who got tag-teamed last week.
Julio: Yo man go get yourself checked for gonnasypherpelaids!
by Shagmaster D September 28, 2005
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by Bowdry June 11, 2006
Get the gonasyphylherpes mug.I first discovered this disease about 7 or 8 years ago when I was in high school. This disease seems to be a combination of gonorrhea, syphilis, various herpeses, and super AIDS. The thing is, that this combination of diseases live in harmony, and there are actually no symptoms. That is, until you spontaneously combust.
I seriously came up with this years ago, and like any good disease, it seems to have spread Everywhere!
I seriously came up with this years ago, and like any good disease, it seems to have spread Everywhere!
Justin said, "That girl is hot a shit!" I interjected, "Yeah, but she has gonasyphaherpalaids son. Go for it anyway."
by Big Bucket of AIDS September 9, 2009
Get the gonasyphaherpalaids mug.to have your car gonzbombed with miscellaneous items which includes a collage of pictures of your best friend on the hood of your car and post it notes on the back and finally it is wrapped in saran wrap and then giftwrapped although most people dont believe it to be a gift. In some rare cases there has even been reports of a rubber glove filled with sardines on the roof of the car, yum. Nobody knows who does this intriguing act but it is believed to be the king himself, Gonzo. Many have tried to catch him but ultimately failed. He is unstoppable.
"While me and my girlfriend Brynn were making a shrine of our best friend Conor out of macaroni shells and pasta, the Notorious Gonzo had gonzasturbated all over my car, it was awesome."
by Jack del Rio March 16, 2010
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