gnat's piss

tasteless/weak or badly kept beer or cider

oi barman! the nelson mandella is off again. tastes like gnat's piss. have a word!

by g-reg 11 February 21, 2011

Gnat Tats

dem itty bitty titties.

DAYYYYYYYYYYYYuuuM that girl was fine, but she had some gnat tats on her!

by attnsacgonflable January 14, 2009

Gnat Bread

When a guy goes without washing his uncircumsized penis and a white, smelly substance begins to form between the folds of his foreskin.

Cindy's Mother: before engaging in sexual intercourse with a guy who has an uncircumcised penis, make sure he thoroughly washes hisnaughty bits. If he doesn't he'll have an accumulation of gnat bread. This could give you a vaginal infection.

Cindy: thanks mom!

Cindy's Mother: don't forget to use a condom, dear.

by Mickey05 April 18, 2009

GNAT BUTTER

The goo on the end of a dogs penis after he has sex, that gnats swarm around.

That nizzle so gay, he eat gnat butter on crackers!

by Chewbacca0901 August 29, 2006

gnat tats

female breasts which are so small they could be mistaken for gnat bites

cor, you've got some gnat tats there!
are those you're breasts or gnat bites?

by Lil Lou August 8, 2005

gnat cheese

noun-The cheesy matter around a dog's penis that gnat can't seem to resist. noun- A person who is a complete dumbass.

Why did you stick your hand in the garbage disposal when it was on you stupid gnat cheese? That pit-bull has loads of gnat cheese.

by J Lee January 27, 2006

gnat bread

When a female goes without washing her crotch for a period of time and a white, smelly substance begins to form between the folds of her cooter. This substance, after extremely long periods of time, begins to attract gnats to said area.

The class hos had extremely bad gnat bread and everyone started to avoid them.

by purplepeopleeater August 22, 2007