A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi July 14, 2023
The upmost destructive insult ever made by man. Every time this word is said angels fall from above and the sun gets a mile closer to earth.
Frank- ur mom gay lol
Gary- ur caveman a gay man
Frank-*erased from existence and the earth gets hotter
Gary- ur caveman a gay man
Frank-*erased from existence and the earth gets hotter
by Darkman142 March 28, 2018
lil gay man is enjoying himself
by hey hey hey everyone April 06, 2022