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fuck your couch

A objective comment used to point out the pwning and or triumph of a noob.If you happen to stumble upon a noob and decide to throw down some ownage then the comment can be said by a friend,in no circumstances can you make the comment to validate yourself,if such an action is taken then you render yourself a noob
*a man is on facebook ranting on a post about comic con which was brought up by a female*

(the names were at random)

Man:"Rant Rant Comic con sucks because reasons A & B....blah blah further Rant"

Female:"i disagree because Blah Blah Blah..."

Noob:"check out this drama queen. ranting on a facebook post. gg"

Man:"ever heard of an opinion you cunt!,i can express it anywhere at any place...check out this cool guy acting like he is above the argument but still insist on name calling...if you don't have an argument than SHUT THE FUCK UP...gg"

Mans friend:"OH SHI- FUCK YOUR COUCH NOOB"
by Locusmortis December 22, 2009
mugGet the fuck your couchmug.

fuck yo couch nigga

-"You spilled your beer on my couch!"

-"Fuck yo couch nigga"
by Autumn. <3 August 8, 2009
mugGet the fuck yo couch niggamug.

Nigga Fuck Your Couch

a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass

Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
by Lil' Schmidty May 18, 2006
mugGet the Nigga Fuck Your Couchmug.

fuck your couch nigger

A funny expression first used on the Dave Chappelle show. Used in context, and whenever.
Fun to say.
*WALKING DOWN THE HALL*
" Fuck your couch nigger."

"Wanna go to the 7-11"
"Fuck your couch nigger."
by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx April 25, 2006
mugGet the fuck your couch niggermug.

fuck yo couch nigga

This phrase was brought into prominence and popularized by Chappelle's Show in episode #204, where Rick James says "fuck yo couch, nigga" when he is caught kicking mud on Charlie Murphy's white couch.

The phrase entered pop culture lexicon to mean audacious contempt, discontent or disregard for a given standard, convention or ideal, or utter indifference to a given situation.
Man: "Dude, my girl dumped me and I am so hurt."

Man 2: "Man, fuck yo couch nigga, I got my own problems."

Man: "I hope John McCain wins the election in 2008."

Man 2: "fuck yo couch, nigga! Obama will win in 2008!"
by dareeza October 1, 2008
mugGet the fuck yo couch niggamug.

Nigga Fuck Your Couch

a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass

Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
by Lil' Schmidty May 18, 2006
mugGet the Nigga Fuck Your Couchmug.

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