Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.

James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

Fucking February

an event starting on the first of feb, in which you fuck ur partner atleast once everyday until the end of the month

“Yo man are u trying fucking February this year?”
“Yeah man, wish it was a leap year tho .”

by Mayo monkey February 22, 2022

Fat Fuck February

A variant for the month of February, during which people with excessive fat are reveered as more sexually attractive when compared to before.

Tw*tter User 1: "Ough bro I'm entering my Fat Fuck February arc oughhhh....."
Tw*tter User 2: "Dude we were just talking about Roblox the hell's wrong with you."

by APersonaRedditDork February 11, 2025