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The fuckening

When everything is fine and then out of nowhere, it all goes to shit.
"Hey George, how would you describe 2020?"
"That's an easy one... it was fine and then BOOM! The fuckening."
"Hmm... accurate."
by Ran-demise October 26, 2020
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What the fuckening

When your day goes to shit but the rest of the day goes too well and you don’t trust it. (Opposite of “The Fuckening”)
by TheEmperorGoat May 3, 2023
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what the hap is fuckening

A new, jazzier catchphrase to say when you encounter your friends. This phrase dates back to 36 BCE: Mark Antony yelled this to the Parthians after arriving with his calvary to Anatolia.
Group of people: *having a good time
Jim: WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING!
Group of people: Oh damn it
by my name jeff69 April 25, 2019
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fuckening

The anger induced sex that occurs after an argument or a misunderstanding between two or more beings.
While most often occurring between two lovers, recipients can include, but are not limited to; bf/gf, wife/husband, co-workers, criminals in prison, and various members of the animal kingdom.
"Fuck Off!" She exclaimed. And at that moment the look in his eyes told her the fuckening was about to begin.
The male lion, with his huge mane, stood upon the savana victorious over his older adversary. The lioness, distracted by today's kill, is oblivious to the fuckening she and her fellow lionesses are about to receive.
by figarojames November 4, 2016
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The Fuckening

The reckoning of all of the fuckery in one's life in order to forward. Psychologists also refer to this as "integration" - the positive experience of psychological maturity.
Holy shit, it's the fuckening. I hated XXXX and was incapable of XXXX because it is directly related to this singular event and the negative way that event made me feel. By removing the negative associations to that event, I can now experience XXXX in a new and positive way.
by Music Club January 17, 2019
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The Fuckening

When your cat(s) start tearing the house apart at 3 AM running around like they're possessed
When you hear the sound of your cat full speed sprinting and objects breaking late at night, you know the fuckening has commenced.
by The_Cat_Wrangler June 17, 2019
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The fuckening

When you start seeing ghosts but they make you horny so you try to fuck them. You thrust through them and snap your penis on your wall.
Doctor: how did you snap your penis

Man: the fuckening

Doctor: it’s happened to all of us
by Faheem Zanker July 16, 2019
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