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friendly shark

A friendly shark is a shark that doesn't go out of their way to attack humans or only attack when provoked. Friendly sharks are very common as not all sharks are man eating scary creatures.
'hey is that a friendly shar- MY ARM!'
'do you know most sharks are friendly?'
Friendly shark
by Mmmplayz June 11, 2024
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radio friendly unit shifter

The grand Nirvana song on the album "In Utero" which contains tons of feedback and guitar muscle. There are many live videos of them performing the song (usually opening the concert with it).
"Radio Friendly" in music terms refers to a song being aired on a radio station that appeals to mainstream audiences.
"Unit Shifter" refers to a song that can sell copies of an album. Ironically it's the most aggressive song in the whole radio un-friendly album.
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key

I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns
by Flowersty July 23, 2007
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Friendly neighborhood sadist

He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.

Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.

Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain

Can take it away

Aka a Charlie
Example:

Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?

Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.
by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021
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Family Friendly Noose Song

The best and most educational song on the Internet. The song is by Rusty Cage. It teaches you how to tie a noose and what to use a noose for.
by Bitcharoux November 24, 2018
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Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.
I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.
by TMaq February 6, 2010
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FVS - Friendly Vagina Syndrome

A female who does a lot of fucking. A hoe, whore, slut. A woman who shares her pussy with the community, she'll fuck anything or anyone.
I started dating this girl but I had to let her go because she has FVS - Friendly Vagina Syndrome.

I was talking to my boy about how good that pussy was and he told me he and the rest of the football team already knew she apparently has FVS.
by blpinder November 2, 2011
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Friendly Neighborhood Sadist

C albert thought this is best described as a drugged, manipulated, vulnerable woman taken advantage of by a guy looking to pick up any one he could get back so he could trap them. Uses his alienation and hostage taking skills to force the her in compromising situations...this guy is a disgusting....truth is a friendly neighborhood sadist would be a slut, someone easy, a mark....so with that said you fail to accurately describe any Caren(beautiful crazy woman) I know....Carens are the magic yet flexible enough to be the magician, a Witch yet smart enough to be the Spell, often a Teacher but also the lesson needed.....Carens wouldn't be best described as unicorns, just not enough uniqueness..maybe a glowing unicorn with a sparkling glitter mane elevated by love, if a unicorn is a must it would be THAT GOOD..she is a friendly neighborhood sadist only if you rewrite a few dictionaries and relearn the ENGLISH language until that occurs she will be MAGIC
Caren is Magic this includes sadist to dominatrix, lover to loved, winner to won and amazing to me. Caren isn't some 2 bit friendly neighborhood sadist Charlie makes her out to be but her Magic lets him believe whatever he wants to believe while she remains the same. Asperger syndrome often keeps people from facing people they have wronged it requires a lot of patience and love to wait.
by Brian with an I not a why March 6, 2022
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