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Franco

Name of a total jackass in most European countries. Usually smells bad and says the n-word a lot. Also is usually gay and might have an irrelevant name like “Roman” and will probably say Penis pills every 5-10 minutes.

*makes no coherent speech*
Person 1: Look at that fucking Franco.

Person 2: what a sorry sight. Let’s lynch him.

Person 1: alright then
Franco: Bruh. You look gay. I bet your mother likes men. Penis pill Penis pill
by Penis pill June 17, 2019
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Francoed

To cause one's self an injury out of pure stupidity or clumsiness.
Usage: "I'm not sure if it's from walking 5 miles in 4 inch heels or from trying to master the Breakfast Club dance, but my calves are francoed!"

This was derived from '127 Hours' and James Franco's character getting himself in a jam simply by slipping.
by NoelleMerc April 5, 2011
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franco

guy with a big head, looks like JMX and also has been friend zoned by the same girl for 9 years
omg did you see that franco?
yeah, what a fucking loser brutha #omegaLUL
by Kronzyd June 11, 2018
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James Franco

When you wipe too hard and your finger pops through the toilet paper and goes up you butt hole.
We need better toilet paper, ‘cause I just gave myself another James Franco.
by Fisty McStoolfingers February 7, 2018
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franco-ontarienne

Franco-Ontariennes have good taste in fashion.
by Sahara April 21, 2005
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James Franco

One of the few guys in this world who are worthy of the title, 'gorgeous'. His break out role is said to be the 1999 film, Freaks and Geeks, but is also well known as his role as Harry Osbourne in the Spiderman movies.
Girl #1: wow, look at him. he's HOT!
Girl #2: Eh, he's no James Franco..
by H_omless January 8, 2006
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Dave Franco

James Franco's adorable little brother. He's also known as Davey and as seen in Funny or Die videos. He's tries 232434 times less than Zac Efron and is 545345 times hotter.
"Did you see James and Dave Franco in those Funny or Die videos?"
"Yeah, they're hilarious."
by iloveguys May 3, 2009
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