Fortnight kid

a fortnight kid, typical age range around 7-15, is a kid or teenager that plays fortnight, like, too much fortnight. common stereotypes being smelly, stupid, not financially aware, annoying, spoiled, rude, terrible at roasting or overall weird.

“haha, look, its the fortnight kid!”

fortnight kid:

“ waaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa look at me stupid on my ps5 with cheeto fingys cussing my mama out for v bucks waaaaaa waaaaaa”

by SimpyWimpy !! April 10, 2023

Fortnight of Raging

Drinking every single day for 2 weeks

Libby - "The past 24 hours are the longest I've been sober in like two weeks"
Henry - "Damn. Solid fortnight of raging"

by Penguin Waffle October 11, 2011

fortnight pleb

anyone who plays fortnight

play pubg you fortnight pleb

by i have an 12 pen15 in my ass February 15, 2018

International taco fortnight

International taco fortnight originated around 2012 in the Monterey Bay Area of California and is an annual festive event to celebrate tacos and Mexican cuisine in general, lasting one fortnight (or longer if desired). One is encouraged, but not required, to consume tacos on a daily basis for the duration of this event. Documenting your activities relating to this event on video or otherwise is encouraged, however frowned upon by some as "yet another image of food". The exact date of this event fluctuates and typically is announced a few weeks ahead of time.

I just ate three whole cheese tacos to celebrate international taco fortnight and now I feel sick.

by Xantipe January 27, 2018

fortnight sex skin

this fart night smex skin will multiply your orgazim by how many pupes you have (WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)

the fortnight sex skin muliplyed my semen prodution by 50, my mommy was very mad, I'm in big big trouble, my moomy doesn't like my taste

by M0mSlayer2000 December 8, 2021

fuck free fortnight

A 14 day or two week period in which one dose not engage in sexual intercorse.

Man I haven’t had sex in like two weeks it’s been a fuck free fortnight.

by No nutt April 14, 2019

Fortnight

Easily mistaken for Fortnite

Jeff: When will you come back?
Joe: In a fortnight
Jeff: I think you a lost you mind! How can you come in a game. Idiot

by TheReal Vladmir Putin March 13, 2022