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1) To Floof
The ability to fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.
2) A Floof
A person who can fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.
3) A Floofer
A person with the ability to disguise another persons failures, maintaining their own and the other persons full fluff. (Can be a 'Simi-Floofer' by only maintaining ones reputation, yet still tarnishing the other person's)
4) Professional Floofing
Demand a wage or a rise in status regardless of incompetence or any number of floofing moments.
Can be for themselves or anyone beneath them but one must maintain Full Floof, there can be no 'Semi-Professional Floofers'.
5) De-Floof
An active movement, determined to catch and destroy all Floof. replace 'To Floof' with 'To De-Floof' and thus forth.
The ability to fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.
2) A Floof
A person who can fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.
3) A Floofer
A person with the ability to disguise another persons failures, maintaining their own and the other persons full fluff. (Can be a 'Simi-Floofer' by only maintaining ones reputation, yet still tarnishing the other person's)
4) Professional Floofing
Demand a wage or a rise in status regardless of incompetence or any number of floofing moments.
Can be for themselves or anyone beneath them but one must maintain Full Floof, there can be no 'Semi-Professional Floofers'.
5) De-Floof
An active movement, determined to catch and destroy all Floof. replace 'To Floof' with 'To De-Floof' and thus forth.
Leon: Wow, cant believe you managed to 'Floof' on that one.
Sparticus: You don't even know, Ivo's a serious 'Floof' and he even managed to wangle his friend out of this one.
Leon: Wow, What a Super Floofer, one day he'll be Pro.
Sparticus: Yeah, but he better hope Frankie doesn'y find out, shes a serious De-Floofer
Sparticus: You don't even know, Ivo's a serious 'Floof' and he even managed to wangle his friend out of this one.
Leon: Wow, What a Super Floofer, one day he'll be Pro.
Sparticus: Yeah, but he better hope Frankie doesn'y find out, shes a serious De-Floofer
Floof by SquiggleDS November 14, 2012
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floof
A device used by stoners when smoking in environments where the smell of bud will get you caught (usually either one's parents' place or dorm), made out of either a toilet paper/paper towel tube, or optionally a pop bottle with holes punctured in the bottom, with dryer sheets stuffed inside. In use, one takes a hit, then blows it out through the floof, resulting in a pleasant, clean-laundry smell that completely obscures the normal smell.
floof by frostycakes April 12, 2010
floof
(v)to make oneself pretty, to dress up (ie to use materials such as make-up, nail polish, hair spray etc.); usually with in reference to a group of friends (female, although on rare occasions, males might also floof XD) in preparation for a dance or other social function
Other forms: ~y, ~ed, ~ing, pre-~
Other forms: ~y, ~ed, ~ing, pre-~
"I do not floof." (Translation: "I do not fuss around with silly girly items.")
She did not floof yesterday.
She did not floof yesterday.
floof by yubee and pi February 17, 2006