Floof 

When you feel full after eating or just done with life

I feel floof right now I need to just lay down

Floof by edog April 13, 2022

Floof 

1) To Floof
The ability to fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

2) A Floof
A person who can fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

3) A Floofer
A person with the ability to disguise another persons failures, maintaining their own and the other persons full fluff. (Can be a 'Simi-Floofer' by only maintaining ones reputation, yet still tarnishing the other person's)

4) Professional Floofing
Demand a wage or a rise in status regardless of incompetence or any number of floofing moments.
Can be for themselves or anyone beneath them but one must maintain Full Floof, there can be no 'Semi-Professional Floofers'.

5) De-Floof
An active movement, determined to catch and destroy all Floof. replace 'To Floof' with 'To De-Floof' and thus forth.

Leon: Wow, cant believe you managed to 'Floof' on that one.

Sparticus: You don't even know, Ivo's a serious 'Floof' and he even managed to wangle his friend out of this one.

Leon: Wow, What a Super Floofer, one day he'll be Pro.

Sparticus: Yeah, but he better hope Frankie doesn'y find out, shes a serious De-Floofer

Floof by SquiggleDS November 14, 2012

Floof 

Verb, The act of doing someone else's cocaine

Did that guy just floof me? I worked so hard to afford all that cocaine and some randy just.. snorted it...

Floof by coolest fox alive !!! August 22, 2016

floof 

A device used by stoners when smoking in environments where the smell of bud will get you caught (usually either one's parents' place or dorm), made out of either a toilet paper/paper towel tube, or optionally a pop bottle with holes punctured in the bottom, with dryer sheets stuffed inside. In use, one takes a hit, then blows it out through the floof, resulting in a pleasant, clean-laundry smell that completely obscures the normal smell.

Dude, use the floof, we don't wanna get written up!

floof by frostycakes April 12, 2010

Floof 

The name assigned to my adorable, short daughter, who is perfect, precious, and incredibly cute.

"I can only describe Rene's daughter as a floof."

Floof by Papi Longcock June 14, 2018

Floof 

The person right below your bff that you use for homework answers but is also a friend.

Sorry Morgan, Alison is my bff, but you're just below her, you're my floof!

Floof by The Fag Slayer696969 March 26, 2020

floof 

(v)to make oneself pretty, to dress up (ie to use materials such as make-up, nail polish, hair spray etc.); usually with in reference to a group of friends (female, although on rare occasions, males might also floof XD) in preparation for a dance or other social function
Other forms: ~y, ~ed, ~ing, pre-~

"I do not floof." (Translation: "I do not fuss around with silly girly items.")
She did not floof yesterday.

floof by yubee and pi February 17, 2006