at least buy me dinner first

1. the response when somebody fucks you in a non-sexual way

2. the response when an unintentionally sexual activity occurs in a non-sexual setting

1.
*teacher hands back essay with a D-*
"at least buy me dinner first"

*car mechanic gives you a repair estimate*
"at least buy me dinner first"

2.
*tsa agent pats your groin down*
"at least buy me dinner first"

* gastroenterologist begins colonoscopy*
"at least buy me dinner first"

by jigtigglybitties October 18, 2018

Safety First

Code for agreeing to always smoke weed and stay high. The response when asked to have a Safety Meeting.

Stoner A - "Yo man, you wanna have a Safety Meeting?
Stoner B - "Safety First.} :)

by DC NORML April 2, 2015

Schrödinger's flirt

When you are either actually flirting or just kidding depending on whenever the person is into it

Person 1: Hey ur cute
Person 2: I have a significant other
Person 1: Ha no, I was just joke-flirting
Person 2: I think you mean Schrödinger's flirting

by ScrollWasTaken November 14, 2019

first impression shirt

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression

I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.

by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008

flirt and squirt

the action of a one night stand

I wanted to flirt and squirt with the girl from the bar, i will never see her again.

by travlax April 24, 2009

Achievement First

Lame ass school that needs to be shut down. DO NOT GO HERE, BY ANY MEANS‼️ The teachers, cuticular, and whole school is shitty, lame af😐

You go to Achievement First? That’s mad dayroom😭

by Ldd😉 June 24, 2019

It looked at me first

When a guys bulge is very noticeable in a tiktok video either on purpose or accidentally and it makes its self very apparent

“Omg did you see Tyler’s new tiktok I don’t think he saw his bulge showing”
“It looked at me first”

by GayKitty July 29, 2020