Flavia

The worst name on the planet. Usually associated with that well known feminine product, Flavia the Friendly Douche. Any mention of the name is usually followed by retching noises. Also a character in the bedroom farce Noises Off.

Woman: I think I will name my child Flavia.
Doctor: Oh for the love of God don't do that to your poor child!
Nurses: *are throwing up*
Woman: Well, if you really think it's that bad...
Nurses: AND HOW!

by kmedi August 30, 2007

Flavia

A romanian female monkey.

RANDOM BOY MEETING FLAVIA: Hei dude! Wapp! Flavia seams soo cute! I like her a lot!

RANDOM FRIEND OF FLAVIA: Dude...
Flavia is a monkey

by SingerMonkey September 10, 2018

flaviabor

Flaviabor is the definition of THE BEST PERSON POSSIBLE. U need a flaviabor in ur life. If someone asks about flavia, tell em that she's a queen.

A: I wish I was FlaviaBor
B: Ikr, she's so cool!

by 4ri4n45 June 10, 2020

Flavianus

A handsome man with superior intelligence. Not so good with jokes. May not look harmful, if he/she likes you, but might be a nightmare for those they despise.

He is such a Flavianus, you don't know what's on his mind.

by Boruto29 November 23, 2021

Flavia

The Flavia in my life is leaving. How could I stop it? What do Flavias respond best to?

Flavia is going travelling.

by missing flavia10 November 9, 2023

to flaviate

verb "to flaviate" - the act of discovering all of someone's personal information with only their first and/or last name

"I flaviate that girl i saw in the smosh youtube comments lmao rofl xd"
"You flaviate your own mom? thats gross , and incest olol"
"To flaviate you need THE experience boi , you cant be like Flávio all of the sudden dumb cunt"

by FlaviatePerson December 1, 2017

Dirty flavia

A dirty flavia is when your girl is getting railed by the dog then you come pegg the dog from their behind creating almost a beastiality train. When you come you must start howling to assert dominance.

My girlfriend was dogsitting my brothers dog, things got ot of hand and he had a dirty flavia

by Billybob291 September 14, 2022