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1. A country in Europe bordering the Baltic Sea and East of Sweden.
2. A testicle piercing
1. Jerry: Paul went to Finland last month!
Mario: Lucky bastard!
2. Jerry: Paul got a Finland last month!
Mario: What was he thinking?
finland by jesus_cat July 11, 2007
not a country: does not exist.
There is no such thing as Finland. What’s a Finland?
Finland by imriddikulus September 28, 2020
That....country....that resides....somewhere in Europe.

They have great people, great landmarks, and have great living conditions!

Surgeon General Warning: Above conditions have been imagined. Such remarks about Finland may not actually be true.

However, one thing you can definitely count on is that people will treat you like a brother, no matter what race you are.
Um, people? Santa Claus or "Saint Nicholas" was Turkish, not Finnish.
Finland by BusinessMan August 6, 2005
There is no place named Finland what are you talking about?
Have you heard of Finland? Yea me neither.
Finland by ElatedJay20 October 14, 2021
The most boring country ever, even though the people are quite nice (they don't look too good though). Finland was never a part of the big viking aera, and because of that they're badmouthing the vikings and the great countries they came from.

Finland is also a rather cold country, your hands might freeze if you go there.

What a dull country...
(In finland)

Hey! What are we gonna do today?

Lets go to Norway! :D We all love that country, don't we?

Oh yeah. Finland should so be a part of Norway.
Finland by Harald September 26, 2006
To finish; to complete. Origins: finish=finnish=finland. Created by mark hoppus of blink-182.
Give me two seconds, I've just gotta finland typing this.