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Stroking my familiar

When you have sustained from intercourse for a prolonged period of time and you become too familiar with your genitalia.
Sharon: "I haven't had a shag in ages so I ended up stroking my familiar last night."

Gaz: "That sucks."
by Boleynlady November 29, 2011
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societal familiarity disorder (SFD)

When two people spend a lot of time together and begin to develop feelings for each other. But they actually are just assuming society's view on relationships. That people are suppose to be in pairs. So two good friends think they're in a romantic relationship.
John and Jane are both unemployed, so they have a lot of time to spend together. They start getting feelings that they mistaken as romance. They start really dating, get jobs and realize they were suffering from societal familiarity disorder (SFD)!
by TheGoonies February 7, 2014
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I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game

A fraze once made popular by NBA Legend Shaquille O'Neil reacting to a surprisingly good performance by a current NBA Player that he never thought was able to put on the court, undermining his class up until this very point in time.

This term is now commonly used to describing a situation in which an individual (mostly male) acknowledges the fact that a (female) has been attractive and he just never noticed or was blind to this fact for other reasons, leading him to apologize using the infamous inside joke.
1. Shaq: Christian Wood I wan't to apologize, I wasn't familiar with your game and-
Wood: Aw man, you're a casual!

2. Dude: Gyatt, Sandra that booty phaaat. You been hitting the Gym lately?
Sandra: What? My booty been fat ever since, where have you been?

Dude: Oh okay, I see you now though. I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game.
by Dschezi December 21, 2022
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The Familiar Stranger

When you sit on a hard, wooden chair until your ass falls asleep so that your buddy can rail you from behind without it being gay.
Yo, Martin gave me The Familiar Stranger last night and was courteous enough to toss a dish rag underneath for the leaks. I like that guy!
by StankNuts March 27, 2020
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Dance to Familiar

A mishearing of the line "dance in the living room", from the song "only human". It's commonly used as a caption for a character walking away from the camera
Just saw a Dance to Familiar moment on tv
by Dumbice October 25, 2020
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Familiar Strange

The act of cheating on your significant other with the same person (or persons) consistently.
J-Dizzle been hittin' that Familiar Strange for a coupe of years now. Meanwhile, his baby mama back at da house gettin' her some Familiar Strange from the mailman, D-Rod.
by Pshur November 17, 2017
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Familiar

Do I know you? Let me Google it even though I know I made in the image of God
You look familiar, discernment of motivation
by Bedfeather2021 July 20, 2021
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