Fake Foil

the shit my friend blew the microwave up at work with. he thought it was paper.
hey why does it smell like burnt wood in here and why does the microwave sound like my mom when you bum her?

oh i put fake foil shit in there. what? it looked like paper!
by broham14 February 18, 2010
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loyal to the foil

Choosing to do drugs by heating them with a lighter on a piece of foil and inhaling the smoke, aka Chasing the Dragon, rather than by injection.
I don't dig the rig, I stay loyal to the foil.
by Chadsabbath December 14, 2017
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hummer with foil

A specific form of fellatio in which aluminum foil is cupped around the testicles. As fellatio is performed, the giver "hums" (melody optional) such that the high frequency of the sound waves causes the foil to vibrate, creating a stimulating sensation.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl's so hot.
Guy 2: Totally. She really should be giving me a hummer with foil right now.
by chempunx October 14, 2007
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aluminum foil

A commonly used wrapping substance. It is often used by broke potheads to make a new smoking device in times of need.
Man, I broke my pipe last night! I had to go find some aluminum foil!
by Pansy Parkinson May 13, 2006
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boil foiled

when a lady's or gentleman's underpant region become increasingly bothered, horny, moist, or brought to the boil a situation comes up which negates or foils the sensation.

A hard on boil that becomes foiled.
1: Watching late night TV for a bit of self loving when a picture of Karen Matthews, Cilla Black or Jade Goody comes on and your 'rock' becomes a 'flop'

2: When a lady is watching late night TV in the hopes that a bit of twisted gaymensex comes on and instead find nothing but Karen Matthews, Cilla Black and Jade Goody lezzing out.

3: Wanking over Britney when you realise you're her Dad.Boil Foiled.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 11, 2008
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Super Foil

A 12 to 24 hour accumulation of partially smoked blue 💊 pills resulting in a maze of oily amber colored residue, the product left behind from A hard Day's work.
How many blue pills are on that super foil?
by The realest inmate 256796 February 10, 2022
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Foil That Ass

When someone's ass is so good you have to wrap it up and save it for later with aluminum foil.
"Damn laquisha is fineeeeee"
"Yeah dude. Ass so fat I gotta foil that ass!"
by foilluvr69 March 08, 2015
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