A newly created federal holiday to commemorate female obesity in America. Originated at Benedictine University 2008
On this momentous celebration, whenever you see a fat chick, you turn to your buddy and high five yelling "WOO FAT CHICK THURSDAY!!!"
On this momentous celebration, whenever you see a fat chick, you turn to your buddy and high five yelling "WOO FAT CHICK THURSDAY!!!"
by Will PBach February 17, 2009
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Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.
Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.
Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.
Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.
Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.
Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.
Ape 1: "It's Fat Chick Friday!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"
by HungryEyesforFatChicks July 6, 2011
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The act of purchasing drive thru food at a quick serve establishment, proceeding to find parking somewhere generally not within restaurant grounds, and “staking out” an area while shame eating food out of a paper bag.
by Ruth B. May 29, 2020
Get the Fat chick stake out mug.Pizza that usually has fresh mozzarella, copious tomatoes, broccoli, and anything else that's healthy. It is so named because it's what fat girls order every time in an attempt to show who ever they're with that they're healthy and they should not be so fat.
(ironically this pizza will have more calories than plain)
(ironically this pizza will have more calories than plain)
by noggerino May 21, 2011
Get the fat chick pizza mug.A felony crime called rape. Whenever someone is held against their will, humiliated, debased and dehumanized, that is rape. The women held against her will was convinced under false pretenses by the man. She felt safe enough that the man honored and respected her, but when the truth is revealed that he was cruely dishonering her, the women tries to escape and is held AGAINST HER WILL for however long the felon can manage. The truth here is that the ugly behavior of any one participating in executing this crime is far uglier than having excess pounds.
They commited fat chick rodeo on an innocint victim, and so they were imprisoned for a long, long time.
by Earth citizen June 1, 2010
Get the Fat Chick Rodeo mug.When (mostly) fat girls do not style or maintain their long hair properly. They just get out of the shower, comb it, and let it "air dry". It then looks nappy, greasy, frizzy, and disgusting for the rest of the day. This is not a one time deal, this is their constant look.
Stacey: "What is up with your Sister in laws hair?! Does she know what a blow dryer is?"
Kelli: "No! She has fat chick hair..and she thinks it looks good!"
Kelli: "No! She has fat chick hair..and she thinks it looks good!"
by Trinityzzr6 January 23, 2009
Get the Fat Chick Hair mug.When a man is having sexual intercourse with a obese woman that has uncontrollable A.D.D and moves her feet around in a way that looks like she is rollerskating on air.
I just had sex for the first time with this hot fat chick too bad she was just another fat chick on roller skates.
by Willcom September 5, 2009
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