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Y the fuk do we get essays!!????? There crap n' borin n' long.......
n' sumtimes even afta spendin AGES on the damn thingz u say dey aint even gud enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wotz the point of essays??????
by Jade XxX November 02, 2003
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Somthing you should be typing right now.
Mom: Jimmy stop going on Urban Dictionary and do your essay!
by Moist.Tender April 07, 2017
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Person 1 "What up essay"
Person 2 "Try me bitch"
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A 2000 long shit that we have to do and is due on Monday
You done the essay yet Derick Johnson?
by Illyathedude February 11, 2022
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Not to be confused with writing a essay! This is what Cholos (Aka Mexicans) call their homies when chilling on the corner, pants hanging on for dear life, with a gaudy belt usually blue or the Mexican flag. Or when a Cholo is about to shank,shoot,or let his rabid dog out to tear your ass up.
Example 1: Ayo Essay have you seen Julio he owes me some money that's way past due!

Example 2: Ayo Essay! I know you better back up off my girl before I have to let Chico come out here and chew your @$$ up! I'm not kidding Essay I got twenty Cholos just waiting for some $hit to pop off!

Lmaooooo.
by brokeback_ August 16, 2012
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A collection of written or typed paragraphs originally meant to, with fairly noble intentions, teach students how to introduce and support an idea logically and with solid, existing, and cited evidence, but more recently (and *most* of the time, but not always) assigned to middle- and high school students either as busy work or purely to piss them off. The teachers who assign essays for the latter reason just wants to see the world crash and burn.
I propose that we replace essays with tests comprised solely of multiple choice and short answer questions.
by HGF88 September 01, 2014
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