Epi guzzling

The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.

Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!

Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?

by AMadHat September 16, 2024

epi-poeticism

noun.
1. A freshly-stated and/or alternative perspective on an enlightened thought; cleverly and/or artistically expressed with excellent use of grammar, syntax, and/or spelling.
2. Tremendously well-written insight.
3. Epic poetry or prose.

" 'The word emotion stands for: energy in motion. When we're truthful to ourselves about how we feel, we can use our emotions to our advantage', is an example of epi-poeticism."

by bau3r November 19, 2016

Epi

Epi: v. to use Epi-pen on yourself or someone experiencing anaphylaxis

I’d better Epi, my throat is closing and I’m loaded with hives from that bee-sting

by EF5bunny March 13, 2021

Epi

If Epi is your nickname in games, you must be op asf.

Pipi Epi

by DontTouchMyPP November 21, 2021