egonomical

Valuing expensive brands over frugality as a way of increasing one's self esteem.

People who are driven to Needless Markup in their Maybachs and get their groceries at Whole Paycheck live a very egonomical lifestyle.

by MarionWebster November 17, 2018

Eglonocloptorialate

Another word for said, the likes of which not even J.K Rowling has set eyes or ears upon. Basically never used, for obvious reasons. When it is used, though, it's usually as a joke. In the rare case that it is legitimately used the speaker is (relatively) often conveying a combination of fear, excitement, anger, desire, empathy and/or sadness. As if the range of usage wasn't already wide enough, it can technically be used in any other circumstance to replace the word said.

In most circumstances this "word", if it can even be called that, is completely and utterly worthless.

Its past tense form is either "eglonocloptorialated" or "eglonocloptorialationated", but as of the time of this definition's writing, almost nobody knows about the word in the first place so whether or not one of those is grammatically incorrect will likely remain forever a mystery.

"What? I trusted you!" he eglonocloptorialated, "I can't believe you would betray me like this!"

by The Insult Man September 14, 2022

Egonortic

A person who is so consumed by their own ego that it becomes almost narcotic — addictive, blinding, and lowkey destructive.
They’re not just arrogant, they’re egonortic: obsessed with themselves to the point of being toxic.

I’d revise with her, but she’s too egonortic to admit she doesn’t get the topic

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025