To promise a friend for weeks or months at a time that you will take them to Dairy Queen for lunch, then to bail at every given opportunity.
Troy: Are we going to Dairy Queen next week?
Connor: I can't, I'm dead
Kale: Woah you just got served the Connor/Effie Special
Connor: I can't, I'm dead
Kale: Woah you just got served the Connor/Effie Special
by Survivor_Russell February 20, 2010
Person 1: "James, why the fuck are you eating on the toilet?"
Person 2: "Good question brother. Why would you eat and shit in different places? I'm just being effi-shit."
Person 2: "Good question brother. Why would you eat and shit in different places? I'm just being effi-shit."
by CollinItUp September 01, 2018
by microtitsandnotsomicrocock July 29, 2022
by Dash-face-butt November 05, 2018
Effy is a bold ass little kid who just wants to be loved and he has a brain of a 3 year old he is useless and toxic so if you see a Effy just know they are a little mother fucking slut and he cries if he does not get what he wants he is a little useless brat who wants everything in his way but never does in his way also never sleep with an Effy he has a small dick
by 1234567wewe March 02, 2022
The best dog to ever exist. She who outlived both of her parents, but sadly, she passed away in 2021.
by BrockenHearthWeirdo July 31, 2022