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Enfield county

Welcome to Enfield county. Basically no ones straight and everyone chats shit about each other. The most hated year is 8 and year 9s think they run lower (they love to get involved in everything no one asked babes)There is no beef and the schools so dead whenever something happens they go back on snap and talk about it for days. Every teachers breath stinks and you can get excluded for basically anything. If there’s beef it’s 99% verbal. Year 7 are short and compressed and year 10Scare irrelevant. Year 11s are basically studs. There’s too many girls in that school who can’t slick their hair and have the audacity to come to school looking like sheep’s. There’s also girls who have the audacity to talk about the fact they gave head no one cares luv😘
Person 1: Enfield county is filled with skets

Person 2: yeah I have her nudes
by tasnimdaetona April 1, 2020
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Lee-Enfield

A bolt-action rifle chambered for the .303 British cartridge. It was the main service rifle for British troops during World War II. Well-known for it's smooth operation and accuracy.
The soldier carefully aimed his Lee-Enfield at the advancing German and squeezed the trigger.
by Judicator September 5, 2005
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Enfield pint

If someone is annoying you, you calmly down the drink you currently have, smash the edge of the glass and shove it into the person's face
That bitch is so annoying, I'm gonna Enfield pint her in a minute
by nat137 February 28, 2008
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enfield grammar egs

battyman yard where thers some fresh shiny balhead yute who licks up mandems battycrease in school toilets
the balhead yute who works in enfield grammar egs "wag1 g time for ur blowjob for not behaving in class"

the balhead yute "BIGMAN HURRY UP MANS GOT MORE KIDS TO TOUCH AT 5 PM STRIP UR PANTS DOWN U PATTY"
"the student allow me fam my uncle tickles mans clart in fridays anyways"

the balhead yute "swear????? say no more bossman tell ur uncle to be at yard at friday me and him will do up a threesome and tell him to bring the 20 inch rubber dildo ur gonna be feeling it all up ur batty friday"
"the student allow it u pussyo my uncle will skin ur fat fucking bolohead u neek"
balhead yute "snm g bun taking ur pants down ur holding my fat white corn right now right here u pussyo out here thinking u can chat to man like tht"
by golickurnanshairyclit April 2, 2020
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eerie-ness

I like it’s eerie-ness.
by PilotCaptain25 January 25, 2022
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What the Effie?

A what the fuck moment, At best getting pictures of a ugly naked girl.
by ha69 November 24, 2010
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enfield

A North London Borough.

extremely diverse area. from the classy north-west of the borough (Hadley Wood, Oakwood) to the vibrant but chav filled centre (Enfield Town) to the deprived and crime-filled shitholes of the south-east of the borough (Edmonton, Ponders End, Southbury).

Surrounded by the borughs of Haringey, Barnet, and Waltham Forest, and crappy little Waltham Cross and Cheshunt outside of London.
Enfield, North-eazy baby!
by n18 ruude boi January 20, 2006
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