by Pooplord69420 January 01, 2021
A short, crossed-eyed middle aged man that looks like a smurf who thinks because he is old, he can control children. In my opinion he might be the next r. kelly
Hailey: Omg did you see ebert with his shaved beard???
Hanna: Omg yess he looks like a short ass faggot who needs to gain some height before I have maat maat give him a disease.
Hanna: Omg yess he looks like a short ass faggot who needs to gain some height before I have maat maat give him a disease.
by X3Niyah July 30, 2019
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