Man: "I can't make it with any babes here. I'm gonna text my old girlfriend."
His buddy: "Don't do it, man. No ex-sexting tonight."
His buddy: "Don't do it, man. No ex-sexting tonight."
by UWS124 October 20, 2012
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Jokes aside, it's one of the easiest kinds of sex to get.
It may ruin your life an get you on the verge of "please come back to me" bullshit. However, it may also make you "whole" and keep you from idealizing the girl (and reflecting over the relationship you used to have)
Jokes aside, it's one of the easiest kinds of sex to get.
It may ruin your life an get you on the verge of "please come back to me" bullshit. However, it may also make you "whole" and keep you from idealizing the girl (and reflecting over the relationship you used to have)
I tell our mutual friend "say hi from me when you meet her".
5 days later some crazy ex sex happens. It literally takes you next to nothing to grab some ex pussy action.
I gave Jackie a call and we had some ex sex. Why? He knows my body well, those one night standers don't really come close.
5 days later some crazy ex sex happens. It literally takes you next to nothing to grab some ex pussy action.
I gave Jackie a call and we had some ex sex. Why? He knows my body well, those one night standers don't really come close.
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Somebody who previously received sex daily, nightly and ever so rightly but has now not had regular sex for more than 6 months.
"Yo dude whats with this kid? I can't understand a word he is saying!"
"Just pretend he is making sense, he hasn't had his oats in a while, he's an ex-shagger"
"Just pretend he is making sense, he hasn't had his oats in a while, he's an ex-shagger"
by Calstar-Oil January 7, 2010
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Usually done after a night of heavy drinking. A follow up of the drunk-dial for a booty call.
Lonely+Drunk= ex-sex
Usually done after a night of heavy drinking. A follow up of the drunk-dial for a booty call.
Lonely+Drunk= ex-sex
"Can't get warts from her again. I am already carrying that virus. So we decided to have some ex-sex and now she won't leave me alone. I remember why I hated that stanky ho."
"Having a night of ex-sex can lead to a lifetime of hell."
"Having a night of ex-sex can lead to a lifetime of hell."
by Stinky McBurr May 2, 2006
Get the ex-sex mug.n. The sex gotten when one breaks up with one's highschool sweet heart and then come back from college at one of the assorted breaks (winter, spring, summer, etc.)
by KaCe December 15, 2004
Get the ex sex mug.A person that was once straight, then fell victim to the "liberal agenda", then turned straight again.
The word is currently not used by the conservative movement, but it soon will, as they continue to spurn out bullshit to transcend the current bullshit quota.
The word is currently not used by the conservative movement, but it soon will, as they continue to spurn out bullshit to transcend the current bullshit quota.
by Unpy June 30, 2008
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