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European Pipeline

Going back in time and freezing a historical figures cum and using it as a dildo.
“I don’t have any real dildos, so I made an European Pipeline out of Fidel Castro’s cum”
by —EpicGaymer69– April 17, 2019
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Gay or European

“Is he gay or European
by MrFrosty6487000 February 25, 2021
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Europan Hookmouth

The Europan hookmouth is a secondary consumer commonly found swimming near hydrothermal hotspots in the depths of Jupiter's Europa. Reaching lengths of up to 6 feet, the creature probes into the gaps in the rocky vents with a keratinous beak, reinforced to withstand the extreme temperatures. In periods of rest it uses its claspers to cling onto the vents, due to the variable amount of vents produced by tidal heating, the creature builds up a large adipose reserve on its back for long travels. Primary consists of pseudocrustaceans.
Person96: Hey dude did you hear about the leaked NASA documents showing the Europan Hookmouth at the depths of Europa's ocean?
Person412: What the fuck?
by 9klco April 24, 2023
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European pepper shaker

The act of shaving pubic hair from a man or womans body into the mouth of their significant other.

Could also just be a pepper shaker from Europe.... :)
Hey honey... i noticed you were getting hairy last night... so would you mind giving me a European pepper shaker tonight?
by Mothers disappointment October 4, 2011
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Eastern European Card Draw

A bogus drinking card game you play with a group and target an unsuspecting person. The whole time you (and your accomplices) work to make the subject drink as much as possible. Goal is to see how far you can push without letting them discover that there is no actual structure to the rules and they always seem to have to drink.
Examples of how Eastern European Card Draw plays out:

"Guess this card"
"Seven of Diamonds?"
"It is a Diamond, but it's a nine. And since it is Wednesday you must drink eleven sips."

"Guess this card"
"Six of Hearts"
"It's a ten of Clubs, ten minus six is four but multiply by a factor of three because you're drinking a light beer. So drink twelve."

"Guess this card"
"Ace of Hearts"
"You got it! Everyone else drink one."
by Bill Murray (really?) October 14, 2013
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Europenis

a person from or inhabiting Europe who is an absolute dick.
Person 1: Did you meet the new european guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's an absolute Europenis.
by HM Smith September 21, 2014
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european walk

When instead of crossing the street in a straight fashion, you cross in a diagonal fashion, like how some of the crosswalks in Europe are.
Instead of crossing the street straight, Bob decided to do a European walk, to save time, and to look European.
by P-Dogg reppin da P-Unit March 19, 2007
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