go eat a dick

You're pissing me off so go do something productive like eating a dick.

To a Hobo holding an "I'm hungry sign".

You: Are you hungry?
Hobo: Yes
You: NIGGUH GO EAT A DICK!

go eat a dick by just another face June 9, 2009

alpha beta eat a dick 

Sisterhood of one and only one motto: EAT. A. DICK.
The sorority that always you to do you WHEN you want to do YOU.

"What's the best sorority around?"
"Alpha Beta Eat A Dick".

alpha beta eat a dick by α β Σ Δ τ March 28, 2015

eat a fat dick 

Usually used in a derogitory self degrating manor.

"Hey you New England Patriot's Fan, you should go eat a fat dick you bitch ass mother fuckin KIKE!!!!

eat a fat dick by Turner Houston July 31, 2006

Eat a phenomenal dick 

When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.

The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.

The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.

Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.

Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.

Eat a phenomenal dick by Elsalellan April 11, 2023

eat a bag of dick 

Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up

Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.

eat a bag of dick by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004

eat a bowl of dick 

also known as "eat a bowl", when some frustrates you so much that there is nothing else u can tell them.

mom- "clean your room"
son- "eat a bowl of dick"

eat a bowl of dick by walking goddess October 20, 2013