eat a dick and die

an insult from the 90's but now it's funny because eating a dick is a blowjob but it means to devour a human dick (fully, not a blowjob) and die basically meaning that they'll get death row for cannibalism.

eat a dick and die, Jeffrey epstein

eat a dick and die by username420 November 21, 2020

a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die 

what you say when you see a duck, see someone murdering a duck, currently murdering the duck yourself or when you are eating a duck. Only the coolest people know this great saying by the Red Ducks

*sees someone eating a duck"
"a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die"
"your quite correct, the duck is dead; I am eating it"

a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die by Red Ducks August 24, 2017

Eat, shit and die. 

The three things everyone has to do.

Eat, shit and die.
Eat, shit and die?
Eat, shit and die!

Eat, shit and die. by Gord0 the Great February 19, 2023