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go eat a dick

You're pissing me off so go do something productive like eating a dick.
To a Hobo holding an "I'm hungry sign".

You: Are you hungry?
Hobo: Yes
You: NIGGUH GO EAT A DICK!
by just another face June 9, 2009
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alpha beta eat a dick

Sisterhood of one and only one motto: EAT. A. DICK.
The sorority that always you to do you WHEN you want to do YOU.
"What's the best sorority around?"
"Alpha Beta Eat A Dick".
by α β Σ Δ τ March 28, 2015
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eat a fat dick

Usually used in a derogitory self degrating manor.
"Hey you New England Patriot's Fan, you should go eat a fat dick you bitch ass mother fuckin KIKE!!!!
by Turner Houston July 31, 2006
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Eat a phenomenal dick

When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.

The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.

The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.
Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.

Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.
by Elsalellan April 11, 2023
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eat a bag of dick

Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up
Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.
by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004
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eat a bowl of dick

also known as "eat a bowl", when some frustrates you so much that there is nothing else u can tell them.
by walking goddess October 20, 2013
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Eat-a-Dickology

The study of eating a dick. Usually an insult.
You SO got your doctorate in Eat-a-Dickology.
by Los Cineastas September 19, 2005
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