Drop the kids off at the pool 

If you are a lady and you have just had sexy times with a man without a condom. You may need to drop the (potential) kids off at the pool to prevent a wet patch in the bed and subsequent damp patches in her panties.

That was nice darling. I just need to drop the kids off at the pool before we go to sleep.

Drop the kids off at the pool by Bazzlington June 9, 2018

Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink

It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.

I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!

Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015

Drop the kids off at the pool.

Taking a crap.

Do they have a toilet here? I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

Drop the kids off at the pool. by The Other Zone July 13, 2017

Drop the kids off at the pool 

Ejaculating semen (kids) into a toilet or the drain of your shower.

What are you going to do now?

I'm going to go drop the kids off at the pool.

Drop the kids off at the pool by BloodBaath November 29, 2021

drop the kids off at the pool 

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

drop the kids off at the pool by anonymous August 21, 2025

to drop the kids off at the pool

to shit and or take a poop in the toilet and or to masterbate into the toilet

tori, i need to drop the kids off at the pool.

to drop the kids off at the pool by Circusjenna August 17, 2006

drop the cosby kids off at the pool 

A euphemism for taking a dump. Funny

Yo man, where you goin?
Shit! I gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool!

drop the cosby kids off at the pool by Koolkid October 16, 2003