moist doily

Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.

"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."

by \buffalo-brown May 06, 2020

Brick Doily

The toilet paper you lay over a poo in a toilet to help it flush away.

That crap wasn't going, so I had to give it a brick doily.

by Ambush_Bug March 05, 2012

Bum Doily

A bum doily is a pretty pattern left by a rather bad explosion of fecal matter.

Unlike most deal explosions, this one was quite pretty. It was a proper Bum Doily.

by CheesyMilty March 18, 2020

Lace Doily

A woven mat that your aunt or grandmother would have on a side table underneath a plant or lamp. It served no purpose but there for decoration.
Or a female work colleague who is nice looking but hopeless at the job.
Visually attractive but pointless.

"I say, that young Samantha in admin is a fine looking filly!"
"Oh, that's Lace Doily. Don't ask her for stationery, she'll probably come back half an hour later with a gnu".

by Booga March 08, 2021

Sinister Doily

Some one who is being rude, unattractive or obnoxious.

"Wow, did you see that guy wearing pajamas at the mall?"
"Yeah, what a sinister doily."

by Nicolioli June 15, 2007