Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face

A friend that you are mad at for 3-5 seconds

Dude don't be a Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face

by Swimming Jesus May 10, 2010

face dogging

Someone watching all the time. For instance parents, teachers, security, santa.

You can't lie to grandma she's always face dogging you and knows the truth.

by Momma knows January 14, 2017

Dog Face Child

Some Dude named Robert says this in 2021 and he says “You” is the definition when asked.

You’re a dog face child.

by STONERDUCKYPEEP August 21, 2024

butthead face dog cur

Typically used to describe an annoying brother who is inclined to hurt himself frequently using sharpened sticks, rocks, vehicles, stairs, or whatever is most readily available.

I called my brother Ethan a butthead face dog cur yesterday after he sat on my bed while I was trying to talk to my boyfriend on the phone.

by yoyodawwwwg March 22, 2019

Mad Dogging Face

Mad Dogging Face, or "MDF," is when a male constantly has a pissed off look or scorn expression on his face.

Male equivalent to the female version of Resting Bitch Face, or "RBF."

"That new dude, Sam, at the gym seems cool, but he has MDF. He needs to smile more to break that Mad Dogging Face."

by BDNKBoards December 15, 2021