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National Kick Dick Day

May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.
Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.
by dumber than dumb May 3, 2021
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International kick dick day

A day where you can kick men in the dick
Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!
by Subscribe to Technoblade April 11, 2021
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Kick dick December

Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks
Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”

Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”
by #dumptrump2020 October 1, 2020
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Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
by eartherygubb October 1, 2020
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Kick dick day

On the 6 November it is kick dick day
Girl: *kicks dick*
Boy: “why did u do that”
Girl:” it’s 6 November , kick dick day”
by Randomthingz November 5, 2020
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dick kick city

Noun. To be kicked in the genitals exceedingly hard. Used specifically within the context of a pro-wrestling match, often used as a heel/villain tactic to illicite boos from the audience. Coined by Brian Zane of Wrestking with Wregret.
MJF took CM Punk to dick kick city as soon as he put his guard down.
by DeadInKayfabe April 13, 2024
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