dick rider

zi be sucking every team dick that wins ongod

zi a dick rider no cap

by ADGHADAHJ October 11, 2021

dick rider

A Dick Rider is someone who constantly has something to say about you and what you got going on. They key difference between dick riding and being truthful is the manner in which the comments/criticism is given. A dick rider will often find ways to bring you into conversations not about you to talk shit about you, only talk about you negatively in the presence of others, and often are people who aren’t having much success going for themselves. A good thing to remember is often times a dick rider is someone who is not fully secure with themselves or happy with their achievements as someone who is fully secure with themselves often doesn’t negatively focus much on others.

James: I need to do my work before these report cards come out
Craig(the one being dick rode): yea I feel that
The dick rider: Craig your grades is some trash it’s nothing you can do I bet
Craig: you don’t even know my grades. you dick riding bro

by yourneighborhoodOG May 27, 2023

Dick rider

a woman who uses the sex position where she is on top in a neeling position and the man is on his back between her legs and she rides up and down on his dick.

Kathy is a dick rider.

by Deep blue 2012 December 7, 2009

dick rider

Dick rider (adj)- One who is immensely devoted to multiple aspects of a certain topic not for the love of the game but purely for their own self gratifying needs.

Ex: jonathan you are a dick rider.

syn: pine rider, band wagon, wave hopper, etc.

by Jaymontana23 August 25, 2016

dick riders

One who rides a dick also see cock jockey

dude you r a dick rider

by mark zeman June 25, 2005

KDR Dick Rider

A Call of Duty player who points out an opposing player's Kill Death Ratio in a feeble attempt to divert attention from the fact that he just got fucked up in any of the various multiplayer matches. This KDR Dick Riding offender might point out the fact that his KDR is higher than yours (whether it is by 1.0 or 0.1 or whatever), or he might resort to desperate measures by doing the ultimate KDR Dick Riding act of advertising the KDR of one of his teammates. He does this even though he sucks and so does his own KDR. Either way, this douche is trying hide the fact that he and his team just got fucked up, and just might get fucked up again. A common defense measure of a KDR Dick Rider is to retreat out of the current lobby in which he just got murked. The discovery of this disgraceful C.O.D player, known as a KDR Dick Rider, is credited to JP-55... the founder of the uCry Clan. This act of KDR Dick Riding is a common response to The uCry Clan's exploitation of crying, whining, complaining players.

EXAMPLE 1:
uCry Clan Member: "We just fucked you guys up. You were talking all that shit in the pre-game lobby."
KDR Dick Rider: "Dude, your KDR is 1.12. You're garbage. Your clan sucks."
uCry Clan Member: "I don't give a shit about KDR. We just smashed on your squad, and you went 4-15 you nerd."
EXIT KDR Dick Rider

EXAMPLE 2:
uCry Clan Member: "We just fucked you guys up again. Didn't you just call us garbage because of our KDR?
KDR Dick Rider: "My boy (Insert gamer tag) has a 2.37 KDR."
uCry Clan Member: "I'm talking to you son. I don't give a shit what your KDR is. You suck. You got murked 20 times in that last match. Help your team you douche."

by JP-55 May 17, 2013

D1 Dick Rider

A D1 Dick Rider is someone who continues to follow certain individuals because of their higher status (clout) in whatever environment they are in.

"yo that will kennedy kid is here"
"yeah fr he a D1 Dick Rider"
"nah fr fr facts on god on my mama"

by Neverdride March 9, 2022