dial up rile up

A state of impetuous consternation resulting from exposure to slow dial up modem speeds, especially following an acclimation to broadband data services.

He put his fist through the monitor in a dial up rile up.

by massimo_rubberslash October 28, 2005

Dial-Up Modem

A computer that requires a telephone line to communicate to another machine on the other side and do a data transfer, often times connected to a PC for use

Person 1 (An newbie): "The Dial-Up modem made weird sounds while I waited for it to connect to the Internet....."

Person 2 (An expert): "Oh don't worry! It's speakers makes these sounds because it's built like a telephone and those sounds are analog signals being turned back into data signals just like the SSTV technology! But these sounds are to check if the connection has problems."

by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024

The Dial-up

A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.

Let's try a new position. It's called the Dial-up.

by Lupussong August 22, 2019

drunk dial-up

The act of being intoxicated and contacting someone via computer; the computer equivalent of drunk dial

at 2:00 a.m. over the internet

Mike: sup chump chump motjert fivkrgtf

Sean: You're drunk right now, aren't you?

Mike: dude im a beasty im chompin on boogers

Sean: Yep, you're drunk.
Way to drunk dial-up me, you cock.

by Ringheezy February 22, 2009

worse than dial-up

Something that takes a long time and is not enjoyable.

Harkens back to the early days of internet when connections were made over 56k or dial-up telephone service

I hate waiting in line at the DMV, it's worse than dial-up

by mysticalbaby February 20, 2017

on dial-up

Like the annoyingly, slow dial up connection for the internet only in use against someone.

Guy 1: "What's up with him? Why is he pushing on a door that says pull!"
Guy 2: "Cause that dude's on dial-up."

by B. Senior July 4, 2007

High Speed Dial Up

when your high speed internet is running slow

My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet

by 50% Cat November 17, 2011