A state of impetuous consternation resulting from exposure to slow dial up modem speeds, especially following an acclimation to broadband data services.
by massimo_rubberslash October 28, 2005
Get the dial up rile up mug.A computer that requires a telephone line to communicate to another machine on the other side and do a data transfer, often times connected to a PC for use
Person 1 (An newbie): "The Dial-Up modem made weird sounds while I waited for it to connect to the Internet....."
Person 2 (An expert): "Oh don't worry! It's speakers makes these sounds because it's built like a telephone and those sounds are analog signals being turned back into data signals just like the SSTV technology! But these sounds are to check if the connection has problems."
Person 2 (An expert): "Oh don't worry! It's speakers makes these sounds because it's built like a telephone and those sounds are analog signals being turned back into data signals just like the SSTV technology! But these sounds are to check if the connection has problems."
by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024
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A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.
by Lupussong August 22, 2019
Get the The Dial-up mug.The act of being intoxicated and contacting someone via computer; the computer equivalent of drunk dial
at 2:00 a.m. over the internet
Mike: sup chump chump motjert fivkrgtf
Sean: You're drunk right now, aren't you?
Mike: dude im a beasty im chompin on boogers
Sean: Yep, you're drunk.
Way to drunk dial-up me, you cock.
Mike: sup chump chump motjert fivkrgtf
Sean: You're drunk right now, aren't you?
Mike: dude im a beasty im chompin on boogers
Sean: Yep, you're drunk.
Way to drunk dial-up me, you cock.
by Ringheezy February 22, 2009
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Harkens back to the early days of internet when connections were made over 56k or dial-up telephone service
Harkens back to the early days of internet when connections were made over 56k or dial-up telephone service
by mysticalbaby February 20, 2017
Get the worse than dial-up mug.Guy 1: "What's up with him? Why is he pushing on a door that says pull!"
Guy 2: "Cause that dude's on dial-up."
Guy 2: "Cause that dude's on dial-up."
by B. Senior July 4, 2007
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