Designer Baby

A baby that has been dripped out in designer clothes

That designer baby's chain is so icy!

by IAintPetty April 30, 2020

designerd

An individual with an interest, verging on obsession, for design. Often ostracised in society by the colour uncoordinated. Usually (but not restricted to) Apple fanboys.

This trait can manifest itself in the awkward use of design terminology in non-design situations. For example, when describing the colour of phlegm in a sick note as being similar to #CCFF00.

I was your typical designerd at school.

by Des Ignerd April 19, 2011

Designer Dog

What irresponsible back yard breeders and puppy mills call mutts and sell for exorbitant amounts of money. These losers are creating another fad that comes at the expense of innocent dogs.

Hey is that guy walking a schnoodle or a puggle, you know one of those designer dogs?

Neither, it's a dumbass that paid $1,000 bucks for a mutt that has hip dysplasia.

by Mike Ockslong January 21, 2008

Designer Babies

Advanced reproductive technologies allow parents and doctors to screen embryos for genetic disorders and select healthy embryos.It could "cure" genetic diseases in embryos by replacing faulty sections of DNA with healthy DNA.
www.bionetonline.org

A deaf lesbian couple has choosen to have two deaf children by artificial insemination using sperm from a man who had a long family history of deafness.They deliberately chose to bring a child into the world with a disability.This Raises a question about Designer Babies

by Ashlynn October 17, 2006

Designer Doughnut

-Really expensive pastries with the designer of chefs signature over the doughnut/pastry using icing.
-To cum all over a females face while initialing ones initials.

-I bought these really expensive designer doughnuts for us today.
-I gave her a designer doughnut.

by Asvattha May 13, 2011

Garage Designer

Garage Designer - An everyday person who has done no study in design but thinks they are a designer. They produce artwork or designs in programs like Word and Paint. They use lots of colours and fonts, and have no idea about typography. These kind of people wish they were a designer but really they have no eye for design at all. Most graphic designers deal with Clients who 'think' they're designers.

My client creates coloured boxes on a page in Word and then puts words in each box about his business and connects them like a crossword. He thinks it's real cool to advertise his business this way!

"My client is such a Garage Designer... can't he stick to his own job"... anonymous graphic designer

by designer54 March 4, 2009

failure by designer jeans

a song by the band from first to last which is featured on a smartpunk sampler cd. its title is a play on brand new's "failure by design"

"failure by designer jeans"

I'm a mess of insecurities
Attention starved with a narcissistic twist
Don't you think that I'm amazing?
Please tell me I'm worth dating
I have every reason not to leave home today (home today)
Home today (home today)

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
I'll be the boy you can't resist
You'll be the tenth girl on my list
I'll write your name upon my chest
These less than three's will never rest
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say
x2

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
(You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say)
x2

by connnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnor May 27, 2006