When you’re trying to have sex in a bathtub and end up getting stuck because you’re too old and your bathtub is too small.
I knew better than to have marital relations in such a precarious position. He said he wanted to “tap dat ass,” but after getting stuck, it was more like “taft dat ass.”
by Adagiomega November 22, 2020
Get the Taft dat assmug. by Braulio August 6, 2006
Get the tapin dat assmug. by ReaZonoZaeR November 30, 2003
Get the spank dat assmug. To shake one's booty. What all men say when they see Jennifer Lopez's behind. Usually said during anal sex.
by Jin Rei April 18, 2008
Get the work dat assmug. by DaKirb March 17, 2020
Get the Epstein dat assmug. 
