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faith: this is perfect.

athena: it. is. DARREN.
darren by petrakou July 11, 2020
1.Derivative of the ancient battle-god, Darrenethis, who brought the thunder upon all who opposed him. He was also known as a great Sex God
2. Name for those of pure awesome and Epic quantities
3. A true gentleman and charismatic
4. Funny as hell
1. Dude, did you hear what John did? he totally pulled a Darren on this guy and then banged his girl!
2. "Hey, did you see that guy at the party last night"
"yeah he was a regular Darren!"
3. "Hey this guy took my ex out to a fancy restaurant and treated like a real lady"
"A class Darren Act"
4. "MAN he's so funny, he's such a Darren!"
Darren by T-Jay007 January 13, 2009
He is a person who was irish
Teacher- *mentions Ireland*
Darren- I WAS IRISH

class- 1 mounts later “hahhaha darren was Irish!”
Sexy ass niggas who pull bitches from left to right
Damn that nigga darren pull all the baddies
Darren by Queen Naija June 16, 2018
The most sexiest, hottest, smartest and did I say sexy yet? People know that this guy is a badass. He’s got a massive dongle and a big heart. He is funny, smart and overall, caring.
Woah, that guy has so many girls around him, he must be a Darren
Darren by fortnitemasterxd123 November 14, 2019
gives raisins to kids on Halloween

married to Karen

will only drink beer from a pre-chilled glass

needs to talk to the manager if someone’s sitting at HIS table at the pub

drives a Range Rover

his walk-in wardrobe has polo tops and loafers in every colour
Omg Darren do you have to talk to the manager every time the bartender pours you a beer with a head that isn’t 2.78cm exactly?!!
Darren by dazzaisapig February 14, 2020