7 dollar bill

something so fake, it's as authentic as a 7 dollar bill.
Jeff: Is this watch authentic?
Bob: Yeah, as authentic as a 7 dollar bill.
by bingus the chingus June 19, 2021
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million dollar bill

Referencing the fact million dollar bills have been printed but are completely worthless. Used to describe when a person or character thinks something great is happening to them and/or get excited but they end up greatly disappointed in the end.
1. Prom was my million dollar bill.
2. Going to the mall only for that incident to happen was my friend's million dollar bill.
3. Anyone who gets the ring in *The Lord of The Rings* just ends up with a million dollar bill.
by sunshineydays April 12, 2025
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