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D.A.N.K.

Stands for Dat Ass could get a Nigga Killed.

Its usually said when you smoking with your B and you see some hot piece of meat walking by.
"whack ass booty walks by"
H: D.A.N.K.
D: Forreal yo?
H: yeah bruh look
D: damn Dat Ass could get a Nigga Killed fo sho
by D.r Horto October 1, 2017
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D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D

D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D:
Delightful
Inspiring
Courageous
Kind-hearted
Honest
Empathetic
Amazing
Determined!
Your a D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D!
by EggyBread February 22, 2026
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I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.

I Think About Killing Myself *Almost* Every Day

Depending On How bad it is, the person may or may not include “almost”
Cryptic Social Media Post:

I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.”
Or
“I.T.A.K.M.E.D.”
Or
“ITAKMAED”
Or
“ITAKMED”
by Dolphin Daddy December 18, 2025
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i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away
Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.
by Xo._Shiann June 28, 2020
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B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K
by .Greg. October 10, 2020
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D I C K S Q U A D

What happens when little dicks grow big and strong? They come together and foster an environment where one day other dicks may do the same. We are an army throbbing to the beat of a different drum. Our only mission is to fill you up inside with the warm joy of friendship and in this ecstatic release we hope you rediscover the same passion we feel. With eyes on the future and a firm grip on the present D I C K S Q U A D stays both relative and innovative.
Friend 1: Hey did you hear about the argument with John and Victor?
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D
by milk>cream April 27, 2014
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A.S.S.D.I.C.K.

This stands for: Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs, and it is a method to prevent burglary. It is introduced by Sergeant Anous for Smosh Productions.
Sergeant Anous: I think about A.S.S.D.I.C.K. all the time.
by Pen15: biggestaround November 22, 2020
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