d-bag

The term Dwane-bag(shortened to D-bag, but this is commonly recognized as douche bag) came from an offhand threat made one night while waiting for concert tickets. With its origins coming from the act of tea bagging. The process of Dwane-bagging involves waiting for a sleeping person to open their mouth, the Dwane-bagger the puts his/its(in case the act is performed by a gender confused individual) balls in the person’s mouth, essentially having them lick the balls, and then proceeds to defecate on the Dwane-baggee’s face/eyes. While the act of Dwane-bagging could be done by a female but as there are: 1. No Balls and 2. This is probably already a form of Japanese scat play. The effect of the shaming is lost. Also see the reverse Dwane-bag, a process involving a normal tea bagging and the act of defecating in the mouth.
If Matt Stone and Trey Parker ever see what a D-bag really I'm sure they'll have Cartman do it to Butters.
by Dan Opper May 30, 2005
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D-bag

a person who pisses you off
by Ralph Delasion November 08, 2003
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d-bag

Shortened term for "douchebag". Any person who acts in a stupid, ridiculous, foolish, or unsatisfactory manner. A true nuisance in society.
Did you just see that guy use a lame pick-up line on that girl?

Yeah, what a d-bag.
by Livmeister January 15, 2009
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d bag

Noun - 1. Shortened version of the phrase, "douche bag". 2. Shortened version of the phrase, "dick bag".
1 - Did you see that tea-bagger with the coyboy hat?
2 - Yeah, he was a real d bag.
by Mylk November 22, 2006
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d bag

The act of placing ones asshole on another's nose. Typically is performed at the same time as a t bag.
Daniel: "Why is my mouth so salty and why does it smell like shit in here?"

Josh: "Ha, Ha!! Dog, I totally gave you a d bag while t bagging you last night!!"
by ehc1 February 12, 2011
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D-bag swag

A male who has swag and gets a lot of females, but is a total douche bag.
John gets all the females, but he's a douche, Therefore, he has d-bag swag.
by T-baaaag August 24, 2009
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d-bag

Short for "douche bag". Used in place of many nouns including: idiot, moron, dick, jerk, etc.
Juan thinks he is smarter than me. What a d-bag.
by sperm cleana August 31, 2008
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