Cuttin' Muffins

Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.

Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...

by Roblox OOOF noise guy April 20, 2022

cuttin' the fool

-to act contrary.
-a term usually used to describe children's behaviors in the country or rural districts of the US.

Uncle: What were you doing out yonder in dem woodz?

Kid: Nuttin'

Uncle: You was out there cuttin' the fool, huh?

<Spanking commences>

by truculence February 14, 2008

cuttin' it clean

Taking a shit and not having to wipe.

Damn man, thank god I was cuttin' it clean a few minutes ago. I wouldn't have had time to make it out alive.

by John Jenkins jr. March 1, 2014

cuttin grass

someone fucking up your game with a girl

related words (grass cutter, cut grass, lawnmower)

1-why you gotta cut grass like that
2-don't call me tonight and cut my grass tonya is comin over

by King Pt January 19, 2004

cuttin' a monkey

v. acting like a fool

Ooh, he cuttin' a monkey up in the mutha!

by apj1234 August 30, 2010

cuttin' bags

When you have so little weed left that all that remain is powdered bits of leaf and crystal. Being next to impossible to scoop or pour it all out properly, you are forced to shake the contents of the bag into a corner, then physically cut it off - thus avoiding any waste of your last bowl. It is a sign of dire needs to pick up more pot.

"I really need to pick up more pot. We're cuttin' bags for this last bowl."

"We're at the bottom of our stash, looks like we're cuttin' bags."

by Okibi February 5, 2010

cuttin corners

turnin corners in a low rider

Listen to Snoops older songs. Im cuttin corners in a low rider.

by Chedda B November 6, 2007