Tijuana crime scene

n. See DIRTY SANCHEZ. After the dirty sanchez occurs, the suspect proceeds to trash the victim's home. totally.

I gave the mexican bitch a Tijuana crime scene. She was crying.

by Troy McGrath June 15, 2003

Tijuana crime scene

This occurs when guy that is titty fucking a girl shits on her chest just before he cums... he continues to trust back and forth getting the cum and shit all over.... ie a big mess. There can be numerous variations to this

When I was done with Jane she looked like a Tijuana crime scene. Then she mademe dinner. What a dumb bitch!

by Jed June 14, 2003

tijuana crime scene

Its a band as well... an emo band.

Did you hear the new Tijuana Crime Scene album?

by Jose January 2, 2005

Crime Scene Montauge

Part of any CSI show where they are either investigating the Crime Scene or doing lab work with a montauge of music in the background. Happens 1-3 times during the show. The music ends when some incriminating piece of evidence is found or a lab result comes back.

Man, I hate these Crime Scene Montauges so much, its 5 minutes of music and lab work.

by Ichigo113 July 20, 2007

Lawrence Welk Crime Scene

Its when one senior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.

(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)

I feel sorry for Sally, because she has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.

by Wahaka Jim June 17, 2006

Lawrence Welk Crime Scene

Its when one serior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.

(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)

I feel sorry for the nurse that has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.

by Shitmoyer August 31, 2008

investigating his/her crime scene

A slang term for masturbation.

Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.

by ScottyBAus March 11, 2008