Coleton

A horrible youtuber that is a HOE and is very ugly but he thinks he is cute.

Eww he must be a Coleton.

by Bigiies February 9, 2018

Coleton Masdick

The person who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with.

I wish I was like Coleton Masdick.

by Coleton M February 21, 2009

Colson

Absolute know it all piece of shit. Spends most of their time on the internet researching random stuff that no one else would know to make themselves seem intellectually superior.

Colson: "um actually Mrs. Stephens, the third battle of the civil war went like this...:

Some guy: yeah I guess athleticism is in my DNA

Colson: ummm I think you mean deoxyribonucleic acid?

by Spiele December 19, 2018

Colson

Name of a dirty women lacking in morals and hygiene.

That Colson lady thinks she's hot but she looks like she crawled out of a dumpster.

by LuckyLady07 September 14, 2016

colson attack

When your on any type of instant messaging service and someone has IM'ed you the second you sign on.

*Signs on AIM* (2:41:00 PM)
bob1234:((2:41:14 PM) hey whats up!
ME12244:(2:41:50 PM) dude, you just colson attacked me

by Delilah<3 July 30, 2007

Colson

Colson is the biggest jerk on the planet. Always putting down random people just because.

"Dude, have you seen Colson today?"
"He's such an asshole, isn't he, dude?"
"Yeah man, Colson should just stop being a jerk."

by Muffinzx April 28, 2015

Coleton

Fuqboi

Ur such a fuqboi coleton

by yolobraaap December 17, 2019