Convintion

When you try to get a dick in a butt, but a dick goes in your butt.

I was trying to do anal with my girlfriend but her roommate used convintion on me.

by Reale Pearson September 3, 2021

confictional

When you talk with conviction but what you're saying is completely made up, unreasonable, of warped logic or completely untrue... then you are talking with confiction. You may well be very convincing or compelling, but it's all nonsense and you're talking out of your arse. A synonym: bullshit. But if you want a word to use in more polite conversation, use: 'confiction'.

Them: 'There's a whole island out there where they do experiments on aliens and make clones.'
The rest of everyone: 'You talk with such confiction you'd swear the sun can talk - stop making up such confictional nonsense!'

by Writer Woman March 5, 2023

convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it

Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.

by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023