coffe day

coffe day a day you only drink coffe nothing else only coffe
girl-hey it's coffe day

Boy-oh but I drank water..
girl-well then your out
by Some weird human October 08, 2021
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Ouyfa Coff

The best name for your daughter!
Ouyfa! Ouyfa Coff!
by coolcraft May 25, 2019
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stephen coff

absolute fuckwit
wow, that fella is so gay, his name must be stephen coff
by B1 from N80 chat May 30, 2023
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alpha coff

Means I'll fuck off
Hey dad, alpha coff!
by coolcraft May 25, 2019
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coff-o-lax

The cup or cups of coffee that stimulate a bowel movement.
"A little backed up this morning--better quaff me some Coff-O-Lax."
by JackNoxious March 14, 2022
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Coff

"Coff" used in a joke/meme context as a short form faster alternative to the full word Cough.
Barry: "Hey, I heard Jane went out with Mark"

Frank: "Really I haven't heard anything, coff coff"
by TheRockBell March 05, 2023
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