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Clown Car Effect

The effect one gets when there are 15 or more people in a single elevator, effectively causing it to look like there are a bunch of clowns in the elevator.
Person 1: Dude, we all look so stupid in this elevator

Person 2: Yeah, that's the clown car effect for ya.
by ThatGuy1010101 October 2, 2011
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Packing the clown car

Synonym for sexual intercourse, or the plans to engage in said activity

Layman's terms: Smashin' or trying to smash
Mark: Hey, where's Brandon?

Daniel: Oh, he's packing the clown car with Jenny.

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Rita: So, what are you doing tonight?

Bethany: Oh, me and Rodney are going to packing the clown car for the rest of the night.
by Mikeywikeylikey August 9, 2018
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clownarchist

noun. A person who supports clowns in political positions.

adjective. (slang), A state of clowning in which a clownarchy gets trumped.
The clownarchist winked at a politician before applying make-up and retweeting an article about a Bitcoin entrepreneur hiding assets from Uncle Sam.

That is the most clownarchist douche bag you'll ever meet outside Trump Tower.

Back when your grandfather's penis used to work without Cialis, several clownarchists conspired to cover-up a break-in in Washington, DC.

Lunch with a clownarchist should be avoided by women and children.

There's a semi-literate clownarchist born every day.
by @RealityWinner May 7, 2018
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Clown Car

A game in which willing participants (male/female) take an item of their choosing and proceed to attempt to better the others by inserting more of said object into their anus or vagina. It can also be played alone, though a witness is required for proper record-keeping.
Bernie used to play a lot of solo Clown Car at parties. I think that's why he stopped getting invited.
by Messes Callahan July 7, 2010
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Clowncore

Music often having fast paced beats. Usually contains

a combination of D'n'B, trance, hip hop, acid and circus music.

Consists of the common techno kits as well as synth and many more.
Mix circus music with Pendulum and you've got

clowncore.
by Sockmaster fresh May 6, 2009
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Clown Car

A single person who walks into a fast food place but has orders for a bunch of his/her friends.
Bill: Hey Bob, I think Jimmy could use some help out front.
Bob: But it's only one customer.
Bill: Yeah but he was a clown car, the guy ordered 4 subs.
by T.F.K. November 30, 2010
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Clown Car

Like the mini-van (2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back), the clown car involves a full fist in the vagina and a full fist in the ass. Just like a clown car, there are inexplicably 5 in the front and 5 in the back.
I was finger-banging this tripe last night and she insisted on taking both fists. I filled her holes like a fucking clown car.
by M.Doc July 8, 2019
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