Joseph "Seph" Chua

Financial analyst by day, diku analyst by night. Rumored to be in Boston but with reporting sightings of him in various parts of the world.

Undisputed checker of all dikus, High Lord of the crouch and nether realms, ruler of parts that don't see the light.

I thought I was going to get away with not wearing any dikus but lo and behold, there was Joseph "Seph" Chua looming behind me, like a spectre. It was there and then that I knew, I was truly "sephed".

by Baron of Truth November 22, 2021

shannon chua

the cutest, funniest most beautiful person inside and out. she's so sweet and anyone would be lucky to know her, she's very talented and smart and amazes everyone around her with everything she does !

shannon chua is amazing <3

by rachael l <3 September 9, 2021

Daniel Chua

A goody-two-shoes in front of teachers but the popular af around others. Really nice to everyone around him, even the people others hate. He doesn't judge someone based on gender but personality. If you come across someone with that specific name, you're lucky. Their golden personality is rare. They are serious at the right times and funny at others that will make you laugh. He brightens up your day instantly with his smile. Even if you treat him badly, he won't do the same to you.

Friend: you always treat her so nicely, you like her?
Daniel Chua: no, she's just a really good friend.

Me: Is it ok if Daniel Chua tags along?
Friend: who is he
Me: *smiles* you'll like him

by taehyung world September 27, 2019

San Jose-Chua

Chinese-Filipino family who has a net worth of $12,000,000. They are one of the top most wealthy family in the Philippines. Their family are models, millionaires and businessman. Alexandrine Chua, the most popular member of the family.

"Everyone wanted to live the life of a San Jose-Chua."

by pentagonixx March 1, 2020

Alex Chua

Alex Chua in an uptight piece of shit. Everyone fake friends him because if he has no friends he goes psycho, he craves attention and always blames other people because he wants all the attention to him self. His ego is big and he only uses other people for him to go on top. He's selfish, arrogant, spoilt and unbearable, people just want him to go away.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Alex Chua, I can't stand him, he's such a bitch, no one likes him
Guy 2: I know right, I can't believe he thinks that he's so good
Guy 1: He literally made the whole class clap for him because he taught his joke was "funny"
Guy 2: He really needs to get a life

by Teh Tarik geng geng cock May 18, 2019

dan chua

The kindest man you can find on earth. He has a GREAT personality and is a very patient guy and is very accommodating. He has the cutest smile and laugh that would make you feel so happy and secure when you’re around him. He never fails to put in his best in whatever he does and is extremely hardworking and diligent. Whenever you look into his eyes you feel extremely happy that could almost drive you crazy. Dan is also an artistic person and has a great sense of colours and design. Dan also has the most charming smile and face that could give you butterflies instantly. However, he could be slightly shy around people but never fails to give you a sense of security when with him. He is definitely a one of a kind and you should never let him go.

person A “who is that guy he is super patient to the people around him and i feel safe with him”

person B “that’s definitely a person called Dan Chua!”

by smileysmiley November 23, 2021