chinatown original

The name given to anything bought in chinatown (DVDs, Clothes, Electronics) that is supposed to be the real deal but is quite obviously a knock off.

Jay:Man, this dvd is fucked up it won't even start playing.
Joe:That's what you happens when you buy a chinatown original.

by HeartlessRomantic1986 July 29, 2005

Chunkytown

Chunkytown is an imaginary destination one arrives at when taking a shit. Used in context as a novel euphemism for going to the toilet for number 2s.

Lads if you'll excuse me I have to catch the next train to Chunkytown.

by SB91 November 16, 2019

Chinatown handjob

(n)--slang term for the business practice of selling something for far below its value, sometimes unwittingly but often for unethical or illegal reasons.

Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.

You only asked $200.00 for your big screen HDTV? Man, did THAT guy get a Chinatown handjob!

by Darryl X. August 24, 2008

chinatown

A dirty, stinky, filthy place where there are litter on the ground, smokers, and beggars sitting around waiting for a donation. One might randomly appear and wash your car dashboard for money. Most of the shops and restaurants there are Chinese.

Person 1: Let's go shop at Chinatown!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: At least they got some cheap ripped DVDs.

by Stealth! August 14, 2007

Going downtown Chinatown

A person performing oral sex on a woman

I told my friend he was Going downtown Chinatown on me, and it was on and poppin'.

by Bad Girl Betsy March 28, 2007

Chinatown Brown

When your receiving a happy ending from a Chinese masseuse and you take a shit as you blow your load

Guy: Did you hear?
Dude: What?
Guy: Bob gave the asian girl at the massage parlor a chinatown brown
Dude: Ah gross dude i wonder if he's allowed to go back there

by waffleironofjustice April 4, 2010

chinatown

A slang term for a woman's genetalia in reference to the act of cunnilingus. Often considered crude and sometimes derogatory, however it is often a term of endearment among those with an extensive history of sexual activity with one another.

Honey, I'm going down to Chinatown tonight. Get ready.

by dalbort June 24, 2007